Wednesday, January 6, 2010

A Funny Little Bedtime Story


Last night David, the puppy girls and I were all snuggy bugged down in bed. We had said our good nights to each other when I noticed GinGin (the one on the right) rooting something with her nose.  Hmmm, it's pitch black dark and as I picked it up, I thought this is cold, limp and wet just like a piece of raw chicken, and at the same minute I thought where on earth did they get a piece of raw ccchhhiiiccckkkeeeeeennnnnn!!!!! SSSSSCCCCEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!! WhenI realized that it was a dead mouse, I threw it.  That's right, I threw it.  I got up turned on the lights and of course I couldn't find it.   And of course David hasn't moved and is lying there snickering.  GinGin and I saw it at about the same time.  She nose dived off the bed to retrieve her mouse, snatched it up and under the bed she went.  By this time I was cussing a blue streak.  And freaking out is putting it mildly.
My dear David who sleeps in the buff, had yet to move.  Soooo, I snatched the cover back, smacked him on his butt and said....no screeched..."get your nekkid @$$ out of the bed and get that /)@^^# mouse!
I tricked GinGin out from under the bed with a puppy treat, while David searched for, found and replaced the batteries in the only flash light, got the little dead mousey out from under the bed with a broom and deposited him in a plastic bag outside in the garage.  (Oh and he did all of this still in the buff.  I wanted to take a picture of him buck nekkid on his hands and knees looking under the bed.....)
But I was still beyond upset....here is a sound bite....it's all your fault blah blah blah....'cause if you had just got the mouse traps earlier this week like I asked you to blah blah blah..........but noooooooo.....nothing is more inportant that hunting....yada yada yada.....
Sigh.

7 comments:

knitmachinequeen (KMQ) said...

Well that story just made my night...ROTFLMAO

a painter said...

Hilarious story...about my WORST nightmare. I am mouse phobic and have some mouse stories of my own! Fortunately, Hank is not inclined towards hunting!

Plain-n-Simple! said...

LOL!!!!!!! Thank You you for a good giggle!!!!!!! Thank Goodness GinGin found the varmit


: D

Keetha said...

Oh my goodness! That is too funny!

Vintage Christine said...

Wait a minute. Did I read that right? You had a dead mouse in your BED? I would've had a heart attack and died right there! And ohhhhh, it's too bad you didn't get that picture of the nekkid hubby butt!!!

Kudzu said...

lol....I laugh because I've had the same experiences! They're so happy to bring the new toy to you so you can tell them how GOOD they are! Lizards,rats,mice spiders, palmetto bugs...I even had a puppy bring me a road kill armadillo tail recently!

Grayquill said...

I rattle onto your blog from somewhere and got a full 100% belly laugh. I feel for you lady. That is creepier than creepy.
I am afraid GinGin would not have survived the night at my house.
I am itching myself right this minute.
Yuck!
To David - put on some underpants the visual was more tamatic than the dead mouse in the bed. :)