Thursday, March 4, 2010
Payback....Yep, It's Coming.
David is always fussing about my snoring. And he says that he doesn't snore. Nope. Doesn't do it, he is way too cool to snore. So the other night, I recorded him snoring on my iPhone. Now to his credit, it was light delicate even sweet snoring with a little "pooohhhh" sound on the end when he caught his breath.
But we have had this conversation:
Me: David turn over you are snoring loud and rattling. You are stopping breathing. If you were one of your patients you would have put an airway or an endotrachael tube in them. "A noisy airway is an obstructed airway."
David: No I'm too comfortable, I'm not moving.
Me: Okay, die then.
He turned on his side.
When I played the sound of him snoring, he didn't want to believe that it was him, but who else would I record snoring at 3AM?
Soooo, yesterday morning, he and Dr. R. were in my office when he flipped open his phone and said, Doc, listen to this. After a few seconds I said, "No you didn't!" He had recorded me snoring and it was impressive. Very impressive. Loud. And it seems that he had played it for the nurses on the Medical Unit, the nurses in the Emergency Department, the Pharmacist and who knows else.
But all I can say for him is "Be afraid, be very afraid."