Friday, May 21, 2010

Conversation With The Puppies

CiCi and GinGin:  Mommy.
Me:  What?
CiCi and GinGin: You know we have our jobs.
Me:  Like, being cute all the time, making sure that your DNA (via shedding dog hair) is scattered far and wide.  In fact this past Sunday I noticed some dog hair inside my Bible and absent mindly plucked it out and dropped it on the floor...
CiCi and GinGin: No our main job.
Me:  What is that?
CiCi and GinGin: You know, being door bells.
Me:  Oh yeah.
CiCi and GinGin: And being guard alert dogs.
Me:  Yeah, and you do a great job at it I might add.
CiCi and GinGin:  Then why does Daddy get so upset about it?
Me:  Maybe it's your timing.
CiCi and GinGin:  What do you mean?
Me:  Well, barking at 3AM kinda upsets Daddy. And what are you barking at?  An armadillo?  A possum?  A raccoon?
CiCi and GinGin:  Yes.
Every night?
CiCi and GinGin: Yes.
Me:  Sigh....


DollZandThingZ said...

They are the best-cutest-most wonderful security system you could have!

Sadako said...

Awww. Best conversation ever!

Decadent Housewife said...

So, so adorable. Even at 3 a.m.